It was getting dark and a skater boy was down among the pumpkins out back. He was doing something wrong with that pumpkin. Not practicing any skateboard moves I can tell you. There was some serious trouser snake action going on.
I called the cops.
They arrive and caught him red handed on the job.
"Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are doing unspeakable things to that pumpkin?"
He was startled at first, but he just hitched up his baggy pants and looked at the cop and said
"A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?"
