A monstrosity of a woman comes in. Her lips are as red as a mid-summer rose.
"Young man, I'm thinking of planting some roses in the spring. I am thinking of perhaps 'Lady Jane' to be precise. Would you be able to advise me if this would be a good purchase?"
"Lady Jane doesn't do well in a bed, but is fantastic up against a wall"
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing"
