She came in again today.
"Could you order this book on water features by Charlie Dimmock for me?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"How big is you garden?"
"It is about 5 meters by 4 meters... why?"
"You don't have enough space"
"Charlie Dimmock makes water features in less space"
"All Dimmock does is let her knockers swing as she digs out a sand pit for her polypropelene lining. Its has got nothing to do with water features. Capability Brown did real water features and he needed 20 arces to get the right effect"
"I don't like your attitude... and I"
"And I don't like your attitude either... beat it"
