"My daughter came home in tears because you refused to sell her a wreath"
"So?"
"Well you insulted her, and upset her"
"Do you wan't to pay 50 euros for a wreath?"
"Well not as much as that. Something less expensive"
"40 euros"
"That's a bit high as well"
"30 euros"
"Well I suppose that would be OK"
"We don't do 30 euro wreaths"
"Why not?"
"We don't want to insult the dead"
