Jussi said “If i were you, man, I’d put a baseball bat under the counter.”
“What for?”
“You can beat the crap out of those pensioners who are always out to rob you!”
“I’m insured.”
“Yea but you have to think of the paperwork... a baseball bat is better... quicker... more satisfying”
I wondered if a baseball bat featured heavily in masonic rituals.
