"Where is the the dwarf conifers"
"Left for love"
"What?"
"Given a choice of of going left or right, always choose left for love"
"What about right?"
"Right for wrong, You will never get where you want if you choose the right"
"Yeah I saw a programme about that... some man who would only make turns to the left"
"Spent half his life walking backwards to get to where he wanted to go"
