Wore my new sweater to work today. Uno commented on it.
"Nice sweater man"
"Angora wool"
"What kind of sheep is that?"
"It's not a sheep, it's a rabbit"
"Look man you only get wool from sheep"
"You can get an angora cat and and angora goat. Angora goats give you mohair"
"Yeah!!! and you can get angora turtles, big shaggy bastards, when the wool on their backs becomes so heavy and wet they sink to the bottom of the sea, for deapsea divers to collect... dream on man"
