Uno has announced that he wants to go to university.
"What will you study?"
"I don't know"
"Well do you have any qualifications to get in?"
"What do you need qualifications for?"
"They won't let you into University if you don't have qualifications"
"Could you write me some qualifications?"
"Sure Uno. How many do you want? I do them at 100 euro a qualification"
"A couple to start off with. I think"
