"I see you have a sign outside advertising "Spit roasted psychoactive toads"
"So?"
"Well we have just had a call in from the local hospital, that they have picked up 12 skateboarders from the shopping centre, who have been attempting death defying jumps on top of a handrail, that was installed to help the old aged pensioners get down the steps. All of these skateborders complain of impaired vision, the result of which caused each and everyone of them to fall off their skateboad, and straddle the handrail in the most painful fashion. The paramedics reported that they were making sounds which simulated a starter motor turning over in the Finnish winter when the temperature is 20 below"
"So?"
"All of them were incoherant and when questioned could only repeat "Spit roasted psychoactive toads", and since you have a sign which advertises the aforementioned items, we thought it would be prudent to start our investigations here"
"Sorry officer but we don't know anything about toads"
"Then why so you have a sign outside advertising them at 20 euro each"
"Kids... they are always fooling about. Someone else has put up that sign as a joke"
"So you don't know anything about spit roasted psychoactive toads"
"No"
