Virpi says "We need some heavy stones to concentrate the energy in here"
She breathes down the back of my neck
"And big plants with big leaves"
I try to move out of the way. She is in my face again.
"And water... flowing water"
I lock myself in the toilet
"And if you want to make money then you have to move that wastebasket away from under the till"
"OK OK OK now will you just leave me alone"
Feng-shui me with a barge pole. I should never have said OK.
