Found this posted on the inside of the toilet door today.
THEM TOAD SUCKERS
How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin' them green toady-frogs.
Suckin' them hop-toads, suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them leapy-types, suckin' them plunkers.
Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog-frogs sure makes 'em happy.
Them hugger-mugger toad suckers, way down south,
Stickin' them sucky-toads in their mouth.
How to be a toad sucker? No way to duck it.
Gittchyself a toad, rear back and suck it!
-- Mason Williams 1964 --
