Ambiance is what we need to improve the garden centre, so Uno has been busy setting up some loud speakers amongst the greenary. We are to have pipe music in the greenhouse to create the correct atmosphere for people browsing for plants. The boss want to go with Strauss and viennese waltzes, sort of 2001 Space Oddessy.
I expect he wants us to open the till in slow motion, and dock the cash into the register with an exaggerated flourish. It is OK for the customers cos they pop in and pop out, but for me who has to be here all day I fear all this classical stuff is going to turn my brain to train oil.
