It is skateboys last day. I am glad he has done his time. I couldn't have taken one more day of him walking around grabbing his crotch. I said to him
"Why do you keep on grabbing your crotch"
"Waddja mean grabbing my crotch, I dondoda" he said grabbing his crotch
"You just did. Right there in front of me. You grabbed your crotch"
"Me? grab my crotch, no freaking way man"
I think his yeast infection is playing up, either that or he has been watching too many Eminem videos. A whole generation of young men are growing up grabbing their crotch. What is the world coming to? Nobody puts their hand down the top of their trousers any more.