Big swarm of bees landed in the back yard and were hanging like a treacle teardrop from our weeping willow tree. It was sort of scarey for the customers and Uno was asking what he should do. I gave him these options.
Poke the swarm viciously with a stick.
Supersoaker filled with petrol and a lighter.
Failing that a can of hair spray and a match should work.
Hoover them up with a vacuum cleaner.
Blast them away with a shotgun.