And she's like "Whatever!!!"
And I'm like "You what?"
And she goes "In your dreams mate"
And I'm cool with that like "No big deal"
And she flips out "Knock yourself out then"
And I'm like "Uh Huh?"
So she snorts "Go twist your knickers"
And I laugh like "I'm butt naked right?"
And she's like "Impress me, dog's breath"
And I'm like "Whoa there... no need to get personal"
So she goes "RatBoy"
And that's it. I've had it with her up to here, and I say
"Your bum does look big in that"
Then there is this long silence. The feeling that I have overstepped the line. Entered into some territory that should never be mentioned. Just an ackward silence hanging in the air. She rushed out in tears. As she went, as some slim consolation I shouted after her.
"J-Lo has a big butt too"
She was gone and didn't stop to listen.