This customer demanded his money back.
He’d gotten how to build a dwarf retaining walls by that pillock who is a friend of Dimmocks.
“This book useless!”
I told him he was a moron, trying to lay cement in the rain. Sure it works on Ground Force, but that is TV and there is nothing real on there. If he’d used his common sense and tried to make the wall during a sunny day everthing would have been OK. But just because Tommy Walsh does everything in a downpour, doesn't mean that he should be stupid enough to copy him.
I didn’t give him a refund, the book had cement all over its pages.
As he left the centre I shouted after him "How many dwarfs do you have in your bloody area that you need a wall to retain them?"
