I took the corriander and carrot soup into work.
I got Uno to bottle it up in small 5ml bottles and label them as Alan Titchmash's compost accelerator. Uno is not the sharpest blade in the toolbox, so he will do anything I say.
He made up 200 bottles in the morning and we had sold them all for 10 euros each come the afternoon.
I said "We just made 2000 euros from soup we could not eat"
"Did we? I could have eaten some of it"
Tonight I might make some Israeli sweet potato soup. I think it might be a winner.