“What’s this plant like?”
“Dutch crap.”
“Did you say Dutch cap?”
“No”
“Yes you did”
“Look numb-nut if you are thinking about sex even 6 seconds, see a trick cyclist and don't come around garden centres looking to pick people up”
“I've never been so insulted in my...”
“Do me a favour. Piss off to Interflora. You might get pulled there.”
