Thursday, August 26, 2004

Day 21 Uno

Got robbed again.

It was the same old age pensioner but this time she had brought along a sidekick to distract me while she robbed the bird feeder of sunflower seeds.

Since setting the cops on her did not work the last time, so I got Uno to hose her down with the pressure hose.

Uno is stupid. He will do anything I say.

He hosed her down good.

Her 35 dernier tights were hanging around her ankles like wet concertinas

She will be back.

Old people have no shame. That is what poverty does to you.