Friday, August 27, 2004

Day 34 Qualifications

“Have you got your qualifications?”

“I’ve got my driving licence.”

“So?”

“I’ve got my licence. That should be enough.”

“Enough for what.”

“For buying an orchid, alright?”

“You think a driving licence gives you the right to buy an orchid?”

“Yea”

“No way”

“What kind of salesman are you? Seems you don't want to sell anything”

“Not to cretins like you, who thinks that you can buy an orchid, by showing me your driving licence. Get knotted”