"My dad's dead. I need a wreath"
"No you don't"
"Course I do. Everybody gets wreaths when they die"
"Like princess Di?"
"Yeah like Princess Di. That's right"
"Do you happen to know if she appreciated all the flowers and wreaths?"
"She was dead numbnut... so who were the flowers for?"
Buying flowers for people who will never see them or smell them beats me. But hey we've all got to make a living somehow, even if its from the dying.