Thursday, August 26, 2004

Day 8 Clemitis

Put up a notice today about a course on Clemitis.

To attend the course you have to qualify.

to participate: the customer must be female and under 25.

to participate: the customer must have good teeth. Dental hygene is important.

to participate: the customer must bring her own clemitis plant so we can discuss it.

Since under 25 year old females, with good teeth, and who would be able to clemitis in Finnish conditions, would never come into the centre. I am safe in the knowledge that no-one will apply for the course.

The boss said "you won't get anybody on that clemitis course"

"So?"