Considering growing a Hari-Krishna topkot.
If you look different then people think you are an expert.
Down the market Roope has become the herb man
He sells 20 different kind of mint.
Virpi writes out his signs for him. Choclate mint, Orange mint, Lemon mint, Pepper mint, etc.
I say "they all look the same to me"
Roope replies "they are all the same... nettles. I collect them from the waste ground under the motorway"
"Don't people complain?"
"They say they taste a bit nippy"