Sunday, August 29, 2004

Day 64

I fired Janna.

Caught her talking to Jussi the postman about the way to sleep to get the best dreams.

She said "Lie on your back with one leg straight and bend the other leg at the knee and tuck the ankle behind the straight leg to make the shape of the number 4"

Jussi was drooling

"Or if you want really weird dreams then you can reverse the process and make your legs into the shape of the letter P"

Jussi with eyes sticking out on stalks with extasy said

"What happens if you do it lying on your belly"

I had enough of this masonic crap so I fired Janna on the spot and told Jussi

"Go get whipped"