"Hey skateboy... beat it"
"What for? Ain't doing nothing"
That was a double negative but I let it slip.
"Look dogsbreath, you are breathing, and I have got some sensitive plants in here, now beat it, before I call the cops and have you up for indecent exposure"
"You're whacked man"
He made to whack me with his board, but I spayed him in the eyes with some fungicide.
It is better than Mace that stuff.