Sunday, August 29, 2004

Day 65

"Hey skateboy... beat it"

"What for? Ain't doing nothing"

That was a double negative but I let it slip.

"Look dogsbreath, you are breathing, and I have got some sensitive plants in here, now beat it, before I call the cops and have you up for indecent exposure"

"You're whacked man"

He made to whack me with his board, but I spayed him in the eyes with some fungicide.

It is better than Mace that stuff.