“Can I see your id?”
“Here it is”
“Do you have a badge?”
“This one is official, given to me by Espoo city council”
"That uniform of yours looks fake"
"It's an old one"
“Let me see that parking slip once again”
“You have been illegally parked across the road for over an hour now... just thought I'd let you know”
"Could I interest you in a big coconut palm for free?
"Is that a bribe?"
"God forbid it... no!!!"
I hate trafic wardens.
