“But I don’t see why I can’t buy all these flowers at once!”
“Becasue they are expensive”
“But I need them for a wedding night!”
“so?”
“Well if you don't want my custom I’m going to Interflora!”
I wondered if Interfloa would be dumb enough to give the guy a jungle of flowers for his poxy wedding.
I rang them up.
“Hi, I want a jungle of flowers for my wedding night” I said
“Cash or credit?”
“Credit”
“Call by and make your selection, and we will have them delivered”
Oi vay!!! Cretins.
