"You see these nails?"
"These long nails on my pinkies"
"They are Feng shui nails"
"Get bent! Long nails may be OK on girls, but on you they just look gay... now get on with shifting those bags of cobble stones to the back area"
Uno bent his back and lifted a big bag of cobblestones. He droped it let, out a scream and did a wardance.
"Shit!!! I've just broke my fingernail"