"Madonna is in Israel at the moment"
"She's there to get energy. She'll be visiting the portals... the energy vortexes"
"Yeah the Kabbalists say that you can go there and recharge yourself with positive energy."
"Is that right? Do you know if there are any energy vortexes around here?"
"I think there is a NEGATIVE energy vortex right here in this coffee room. I think the longer you stay in here, the less energy you have. I think the if you stay in this room then the less work you do. I think the Kabbalists should put a health warning on this room. This room should be avoided at all costs. Now get up off your arse and get back to work"