“I can’t find a pump for a water lily pond”
“Could you tell me where they're at?”
“They're out in a bin at the back.”
He goes out then comes back.
“They are all broken! Smashed to bits?”
“Should be. I did use a hammer.”
You can't trust customers. They say they want a pump for a water lily pond and the next thing you know they are building a water feature according to Charlie Dimmock. You can't be too careful