Friday, September 24, 2004

Day 115 Headache

"You got euphorbia"

"Nope we don't have euphorbia"

"You got pansies"

"Nope we aint got no pansies

"You got lilies"

"No aint got no lilies"

"You got phlox"

"Nope we don't do phlox"

"You got bear's breaches"

"Hold on a minute I will go and check. Nope we don't have no bear's breaches"

"What do you do"

"That's for me to know and for you to find out. What do you think we are around here, an encyclopdia, an internet search engine, the British library, a repository of folklore and oral traditions. If you want to know something then read the labels"

Some customers have got too many questions. It is not good for their health or brain to be wanting to know so much stuff. They give me a headache with all that stuff.