Day 120 LilY

The boss wants me to order Canna lilies. He is off his nut. The nights are geting frosty, and they will die as soon as they arrive.

"Do it" he says and gives me a number to call

I call the number and a sweet woman's voice says

• If you want to enquire about shipments press 1
• If you to query a bill press 2
• If you want to open an account press 3
• If you want to place an order press 4
• If you would like to talk to a sales person press 5

I press 4

• I am sorry but at the moment this number is not accepting orders
• Please dial the following number.

I dial the new number and I get the same message but with a man's voice this time

• If you want to enquire about shipments press 1
• If you to query a bill press 2
• If you want to open an account press 3
• If you want to place an order press 4
• If you would like to talk to a sales person press 5

I press 4 and I get the message

• I am sorry but at the moment this number is not accepting orders
• Please dial the following number.

The number was the same as the first one that I dialed

I hate Nigerian scam merchants who set up premium line services