I have proof positive that Charlie Dimmock is evil.
We have a pile of rocks out the back, for customers who want to build water features
The stupid Charlie stones and Dimmock rocks, are piled high so that anyboby who tried to lift them gets a hernia. I don't want nobody building water features
Well these skater boys were riding the rails out back and one of them does a loop, and his board lands squarely on the top of a stupid rock that looks like a phallic symol, and it snapped in half.
The skateboarder comes in and he says
"That was a two-hundred Euro board, man! Who's gonna pay for it? Yuh?
"Send the bill to Charlie Dimmock" I say