"I'm going to have my face barry'ed up"
"You know. A high performance face. Finely tuned with studs"
"You mean peircings?"
"No!!! peircing is for punks. I mean acupuncture studs to promote my well being. Strategically placed at high energy zonal nodes to revitalise me"
"Stainless steel rings in the earlobes. Silver barbells on the eyebrows. Antique gothic ring in the nose. A row of silver studs on my bottom lip. A diamond pin in my tongue. What do you think?"
"You will have a hell of a time getting through the metal detectors at the airport"