I am bored. I decided to read Piggy her horoscope.
"What's your sign?"
"Mnnn... what do you think of this. Children may play a significant role in your life today. Get involved in something that will help others. This will bring you acclaim for your kindness.
She had this dumstruck look on her face, as though she had had a visitation from an angel in heaven. Her eyes had that religious glow to them. Sort of watery and soft
"That's incredible!!! I don't believe it!!!
How could it be so accurate!!! Let me see that!!!"
I tossed her the newspaper, in a dismissive sort of way.
"Here you are. Pity it is last weeks newspaper"